A Marine stationed in Afghanistan recently received a "Dear John" earn from his girlfriend back home. It read as follows:
Dear Ricky,Ican no longer act our relationship. The distance between us isjust too great. I must admit that I have cheated on you twice sinceyou've been gone and it's not fair to either of us. I'm sorry. Pleasereturn the picture of me that I sent to you. Love. Becky
TheMarine with hurt feelings asked his fellow Marines for any snapshotsthey could spare of their girlfriends sisters ex-girlfriends aunts,cousins etc. In addition to the picture of Becky. Ricky included allthe other pictures of the pretty girls he had collected from hisbuddies.
There were 57 photos in that envelope... along with this note:
Dear Becky,I'm so sorry but I can't quite remember who you are. gratify act your picture from the pile and send the rest back to me. Take Care. Ricky
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Very sad but great for him to have come up with a great way to deal with this situation... And SHAME on her for being such a WITCH !!!
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